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The pipeline once burst and created a 30m Beer-Fountain.

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AMEN

what the fucking fuck

what the shitting fuck?!?! DIS BITCH.

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GET INVOLVED. STOP AT NOTHING. THE WORLD MUST KNOW.

I dare you to stop scrolling through your dashboard. Stop checking your Facebook newsfeed that you’ve already checked two seconds ago. Stop updating your Twitter and seeing what your favorite celebrities are saying. Stop watching funny and nonsense videos on Youtube. Take time to educate yourself to MAKE A DIFFERENCE in this world. This is your chance! WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Let’s make JOSEPH KONY Famous!!

Who is JOSEPH KONY?

He is THE WORST LIVING CRIMINAL. He abducts children and makes them use guns to kill their own parents. He takes girls and forces them to be sex slaves. He calls his abducted children the Lord’s Resistance Army, AKA the LRA. He has abducted over 30,000 children and forced them to be child soldiers in Central Africa. He remains at large because he is INVISIBLE to the world. FEW know his name, even FEWER know his crimes. WE ARE MAKING HIM FAMOUS! Because when he is, the world will unite against him and demand his arrest.

We can help make a change. We can make a difference.

I feel so inspired. I feel the need to help and make a difference. This has to happen in 2012. We can’t let him go around and keep doing this to children in Central Africa. Let’s make his name known so he can be stopped. HE CAN NO LONGER BE INVISIBLE!

Please take a moment to reblog and get the word out. SHARE THIS TO EVERYONE! Be a part of something BIG and when they catch this man, you would be able to say.. “I HELPED.”

LET’S START HERE ON TUMBLR.

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This is why my kids will never want to bring friends over

  • My Child: Mom! I have friends ov--
  • Me: FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS! *Sobbing*
  • My Child: Oh no.... We gotta go...
  • Child's friend: What? Why?
  • My Child: My mom's watching some of her old shows...
  • Child's friend: What? We can just be quiet. We wont bother her.
  • My Child: No... no.... She's having feels. We gotta get the hell out of here.
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jumping high!

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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

  • Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
  • Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
  • Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
  • Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
  • Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
  • Woman: That's a shame.
  • Me: Why?
  • Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
  • Cashier: Why is it a shame?
  • Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
  • Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
  • Woman: It's offensive!
  • Me: But how does it affect you?
  • Woman: What?
  • Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
  • Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
  • Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
  • Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
  • (bless this post!)
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Reblog together with your birthday.

  • smells-like-carrots: August 25th, 1993
  • i-think-i-just-shat-myself: March 9th, 1993
  • sarcasticholly: October 14th, 1994
  • imwithfrodo: April 27th, 1995
  • fellowshipoftheringers: November 27th, 1996
  • singingandreading: May 28, 1993
  • redbananatree: September 9, 1994
  • queenanddoctorwho: August 11th, 1998
  • lifes-a-brighton-rock09: February 28th, 1996
  • justafabulouskilljoy: June 1st, 1994
  • whatthefiretruckk: July 15th, 1991. OLDEST so far.
  • Raphayella: April 19th, 1991. Not anymore.
  • nintendonut1: June 13th, 1989. BAM I BEAT ALL YOU BABIES
  • PlutoRitso: July 12th 1996 ;)
  • merrynn: October 11th, 1990
  • whatfangirlwhere: September 12th, 1993
  • Soapzie-Suds: October 10, 1988
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motherfuckingmoriartyandme:

minionier:

bryonasaurusrex:

The sequel:  Gay porn made out of Rick Santorum.

I didn’t reblog the last one, but I will this time. Well done, Internet.

I love the internet.


eh?: To answer that anon about Santorum, here's a video of Lewis Black on the subject.

ihopericksantorum:



I believe that the reason that it’s difficult for the gay community to be integrated into this society at large, the way they should be, is because there are no champions for them in Congress or in the White House. And that is the way that every group of people has…

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youranonnews:

ANONYMITY SUGGESTIONS

Foreword:


Anonymity isn’t just using TOR or a VPN and choosing a nickname-it means literally having no name, no identity. This means you DO NOT deface websites mentioning your nickname (or that of your team, I’m looking at YOU, CharrieWong), or in any way associate the name you are using with yourself (watch your identities).

You should credit Anonymous (or give no credit) for your actions, as soon as a name is attached to you, a single slip-up is enough to get you caught. Once the Feds know there’s a group, any form of infiltration (IE having an informant) in your group will be devastating. All of your work, data, rooted boxes, infrastructure, and scraps of personal data will be going directly to the feds. This brings us to some critical suggestions that we pulled together after perusing the criminal Complaints from the alleged LulzSec / Internet Feds / Anonymous arrests.

Please read, reflect and remember them next time you feel the keen need to share a personal detail from your life with your new bff in IRC.

CONVERSATIONS WITH OTHER PEOPLE - 
NEVER…

  • mention any political affiliations directly (don’t say I’m a registered Independent, just talk about your political views)

  • mention any arrests (of you, or people you know) (WE LOVE YOU JEREMY HAMMOND!)

  • mention any forms of IRL activism that you have participated in

  • tell people what you are doing at any given time, or give out specific schedule information (IE, I’m always out of the house between 5 and 7 pm)

  • mention your age, any previous work (citing your abilities is okay if you don’t provide much proof), height, ethnicity, or medical conditions

  • mention where you are, if you happen to be on vacation

  • inform people outside of your trusted group of any changes in IRC nicknames

  • mention the manufacturer of your computer (or NIC, more specifically) without changing the MAC address! (WE LOVE YOU JEREMY HAMMOND!)


**Quick note from observing Sabu: if someone disappears without prior notice for an extended period of time, and then upon coming back tries to gain access to several more groups, and attempts to build a trust-based relationship with you, said person *might* be an informant.



ADVICE FOR WOULD-BE HACKERS:

  • don’t attack any organisations you are in any way affiliated with (don’t DDOS your school, dumbshit! Again, looking at you CharrieWong)

  • don’t dump any information to a server that you didn’t witness the pwnage of. (Stratfor’s data was copied over to an FBI server)

  • ALWAYS use TOR/a VPN while haxing! An easy way to run pretty much anything through TOR on linux is by using proxychains or torify (‘cept nmap!)

  • NEVER listen for reverse shells on your own box (derp)

  • NEVER connect to anything even remotely related to your target using any IP addresses that are affiliated with you or a small group of people
You can read the full criminal complaints from the alleged LulzSec / Internet Feds / Anonymous arrests HERE

A Dialogue With My 86-year-old Grandmother About LGBT Rights & Marriage Equality

  • I saw this article:
  • http: //www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/29/gay-activists-grandparents-marriage-equality_n_1310537.html
  • earlier this afternoon and I got suddenly curious how my 86yo grandmother felt about marriage equality and LGBT rights. Since she's often hilarious, I decided to interview her on the phone and post it here. I put it on speakerphone, recorded it, then transcribed it. She's in Miami, and Cuban-born, so this is translated from Spanish. She's a pretty feisty lady. I want to be her when I grow up. Here's what she said:
  • Me: Grandma, what do you think about this couple in their 90s supporting their gay grandkids in the fight for marriage equality?
  • Grandma: I think it's very nice. You have to support your family, no matter who they are. You can't reject people for things like that.
  • Me: If you had gay or lesbian family, would you do the same?
  • Grandma: I don't know if I could make a video like those people. They speak English.
  • Me: What about in Spanish? Would you make videos supporting marriage equality in Spanish.
  • Grandma: Ay... don't get any ideas. I don't want to make a video.
  • Me: But is it okay if I post this on the Internet? On one of my websites
  • Grandma: Ignorant people might yell at you.
  • Me: Oh, that's okay, I don't mind.
  • Grandma: Yes, you can put what I said on the Internet.
  • Me: Okay. So do you support gay and lesbian people getting married?
  • Grandma: I think gay people should be able to get married. Times have changed. Even my ideas have changed. There used to be a lot of ignorance and rumors about gay people, mostly because they had to live in hiding, you know, you couldn't be yourself out in public like they can be sometimes now. So I think people just made things up. But think gay people should be allowed to live their lives like everyone else.
  • Me: Would you go to a gay wedding?
  • Grandma: Yes, I would. It would probably be more lively than a regular one. I hate weddings. They're so boring.
  • Me: They really are. What do you think about people who protest gay marriage?
  • Grandma: Oh. Idiots.
  • Me: They're wrong?
  • Grandma: Idiots. Dumb people with nothing better to do. Out of all the things to protest. They should be out trying to do some good in the world instead.
  • Me: Do you think you would have felt the same way when you were my age?
  • Grandma: (Pauses) I don't think I gave it any thought. People didn't talk about these things back then. There was a lot of ignorance. Everybody knew gay people, of course, but people didn't talk about it in normal conversation, much less in public like on the news now. I think that's good. Talking is always good. When people know things, they can make up their own minds.I would like to think that maybe with a little information and thinking about it, I would feel the same way.
  • Me: Do you think gay people should be able to adopt kids?
  • Grandma: Of course.
  • Me: As a Christian, what do you think the Bible says about gay people?
  • Grandma: The Bible is very clear that Jesus doesn't care about race or gender or where you came from or anything. He loves everyone.
  • Me: What about the parts of the Bible that says gay people should be stoned to death?
  • Grandma: We don't stone people to death anymore...
  • Me: So you don't think that applies?
  • Grandma: I think God gave us some common sense to be able to figure out what parts were meant for forever, like "don't kill" and "don't steal" and "be good to people," and what parts were just a record of the society people lived in back then. We don't hide women in the dark during their periods anymore, either. Things like that.
  • Me: What about gays in the military? Do you think that should be allowed?
  • Grandma: You know, when I heard President Obama had helped made that legal, I was surprised it already wasn't. If you're willing to pick up a gun and go fight in some war somewhere for my freedom, I'm not willing to do that, so if you are, I don't care if you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend or fifteen cats.
  • Me: Yeah, I think most people supported that one.
  • Grandma: It's like I told you. God gave us common sense for a reason.
  • Me: I know you've had a few close gay male friends. Have you ever had a lesbian friend?
  • Grandma: I did in Cuba. She was my neighbor and she did everyone's hair on the block. You couldn't really tell she was a lesbian, but she told me, after many years of knowing her.
  • Me: What do you mean by "you couldn't tell she was a lesbian?"
  • Grandma: Well, she was very glamorous. She looked like a movie star all the time - that's why she did everyone's hair. Some lesbians, you can tell.
  • Me: In English, they call the ability to tell if someone's gay "gaydar." Like "radar" but for "gay."
  • Grandma: Oh! I think I have that.
  • Me: You think you have good gaydar?
  • Grandma: Well, I was an artist, so I was around a lot of gay men. And I can usually tell, but Paula fooled me.
  • Me: The slang term for lesbians who are very conventionally feminine in English is "lipstick lesbian."
  • Grandma: She did wear lipstick!
  • Me: Do you think a lot of older people think like you do?
  • Grandma: I think so. A lot of older people keep up with the news better than you think. And you get to be my age and you realize a lot of past mistakes in your thinking. You realize that a lot of things you think mattered, really don't. And the people who don't think like that, it's mostly because they don't know any better. But even at my age, people can be taught.
  • Me: Thank you, Pupa.
  • Grandma: You should show me your website when you put this up. I hope a lot of people read it.
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open-waters:

A rather large group of Florida manatees cruising on through Atlantic waters off Florida’s coast where they run the risk of getting hit by the many motor boats that sail the waters daily.

Photo by  Laura Gosselin

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